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bjesus

A term used when the shit gets literally scared out of you, basically put it is jesus with a "b".
You scared the bjesus out of me!
by terminatrix March 8, 2005
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Jack in the BJesus

a popular american fast food restaurant commonly mistaken as "jack in the box". On further inspection, the "o" and the "x" in the word "box" is actually the Jesus fish. Thus making "Jack in the Box", "Jack in the BJesus"
Short Stack: did you want to grab some food at Jack in the Box? i'm starving!

Papa Pancake: i'm sorry, i'm not familiar with this "Jack in the Box" you are referring to. did you by chance mean, "Jack in the BJesus?"

Short Stack: oh ya, that's what i meant. good call.

Papa Pancake: shotgun!
by The Hahn's Clock... August 5, 2008
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Jack in the BJesus

a popular american fast food restaurant commonly mistaken as "jack in the box". On further inspection, the "o" and the "x" in the word "box" is actually the Jesus fish. Thus making "Jack in the Box", "Jack in the BJesus"
Short Stack: did you want to grab some food at Jack in the Box? i'm starving!

Papa Pancake: i'm sorry, i'm not familiar with this "Jack in the Box" you are referring to. did you by chance mean, "Jack in the BJesus?"

Short Stack: oh ya, that's what i meant. good call.

Papa Pancake: shotgun!
by The Hahn's Clock... August 2, 2008
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B'jesus

She crept up behind me and scared the B'jesus out of me.
by black flag May 31, 2004
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Bajesus

Small spirit that lives inside all living things. In times of extreme emotion, it leaves the body.

Alt. spellings: Bajeezus, Ba-Jesus
"Holy crap, you scared the Bajesus outta me!"
by Bob Frapples March 19, 2004
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Holy Bajesus!

An expression (phrase) indicating extreme shock or surprise.
"Holy bajesus! That guy's spleen just exploded!"


"Boo!"
"Holy bajesus, you scared the fuck out of me!"
by iggybalooloo February 17, 2009
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Bejesus

A word commonly used to express great surprise or fear.
You scared the BEJESUS out of me!!!
by Dan May 6, 2004
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