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Brittsexual 

brittsexuality
(brittsexual)
the form of having a undying and unconditional love for someone 100x out of your level - usually in a creepy, stalkerish way.

usually only possessed by a small minority of those of whom live in a cemetery with their cows.
commenting on instagram:
“sit on my face”
and seeing nothing wrong with doing so, thinking that it is normal behaviour. that is not normal behaviour, that is being brittsexual.
A Britts is the most amazing girlfriend in the world. If you have a Britts, then you have the girl you are going to be with forever.
"She's my Britts." "Wow, you must really be in love."
Britts by J.A.B.E. February 5, 2012
bitties, getting chicks, baggin bitches
Mike: yo dude imma get hella bittss today
John: nigga i already got bittss in the morning
Mike: Forreal? good shit
bittss by #1atgettingbittss February 23, 2011

Brittshow 

The special kind of shitshow that only a brittany can be.
Ugh. Last night was a total brittshow.
Brittshow by Brittaful August 6, 2017
A Clan Deets word, invented by "Kyle" AKA "Kybes" or "Kybes", mostly meaning Mother, or in some rare instances, Father.
"Bitts said I could come over tomarrow"
bitts by Grand Master Yourik November 3, 2004

Brittskank

A whorish subtype of the homosexual species.
Wow, that chick that is dating Biddy is such a Brittskank.
Brittskank by BSkanky February 1, 2009
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

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