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Buttspiration 

An ASSpiration for your butt. A better butt. A butts butt. A butt to end all butts
Damn my butt sucks, better find some buttspiration.
Buttspiration by ja__ February 18, 2015

Buttskink 

A common tird in which the poo is skinny however in tact, being excreted in one piece. It reaches the highest threshold at which the tensile strength of the poo does not break. The term originated from areas where the common house skink resides.
"I did a shit today, it was a total buttskink. It must have been at least 30cm long"
Buttskink by Ssike November 1, 2013

buttpinch 

When you're sitting in class and the need to fart overcomes your self control so the gas is expelled through the anus. when expelled you try to stop it with a quick pinch of the anus thus creating a high pitched noise (similar to that of a trumpet) only to be blamed on the asian sitting closest to you.
"Dude, I totally buttpinched in history and blamed xing xing."
buttpinch by Jarcam December 19, 2008

buttsponge 

A GAY ASS FAGGOT WHO TAKES DICK UP HIS ASS
THAT BUTTSPONGE HAS SUCKED COCK IN EVERY BAR BETWEEN HERE AND SOHO
buttsponge by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 4, 2017

old granny buttskin 

the texture an object takes on when dried out- wrinkly, rough, and dry.
The dried up orange looks and feel like some old granny buttskin.
old granny buttskin by Casseblanca September 12, 2005

buttstinker 

Butt stinker: A person who's rear end stinks. Typically the smell from a Butt Stinkers backside will show itself as soon as you are within arms reach of the person. Example: I went to talk to Billy, but as soon as I got close all I could smell was the stench from his ass, He is a butt stinker. Breaking the seal : this refers to when a butt stinker uses the bathroom prior to you. Upon entering the room ,all you smell is butt, yet all the person did is pee. Hence they broke the seal.
Upon entering the room ,all you smell is butt, yet all the person did is pee. Hence this person is a buttstinker
buttstinker by Stankerrr May 20, 2014