buttsmack

A name you call someone either before or after they do something stupid.

Hey buttsmack, don't stick your hand in that toaster.

Hey buttsmack, I can't believe you just did that!

by ChrisPixel February 8, 2005

bendy buttsmack

This is where you have the mad runs, and you get your girlfriend to come over and play some kinky games with you. You bend over and tell her to spank you as hard as she can and when she does you spray her with shit and she'll end up using her hand like a fan, causing your shit to backfire... ENJOY!

The bendy buttsmack makes me have orgasms. -or- One time i bendy buttsmacked my dog and it was really intense.

by slamy July 23, 2004

Buttack

To stick ones finger ,usually in the form of a sneak attack, in someone's ass crack when it is exposed above their pant/underwear line. While doing so scream "Buttack!!!"

As Emmett leaned over exposing his plumbers crack Jason exclaimed "Buttack!!" While sliding his pointer down his toosh.

by Toiletstains March 30, 2015

buttracker

A person who tracks or looks at butts they find attractive. May also be used as an insult.

Friend 1: Stop looking at those butts, you buttracker

by minhothesassking April 16, 2015

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

When the spy, featured on the PS3, and PC game, Team Fortress 2, attempts to stab you (one of the 8 other male characters) in the back, but instead, gives you "Surprise Buttsecks" after, the trending songs and videos on YouTube.

*The Blue Scout, is defeating the red team when suddenly-*
Spy: "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS", BUTTSECKS, B-B-B-B-B-BUTT-SECKS!!

by TeamFortress2Fangirl June 12, 2012

Buttpacker

A play on words, connecting the words "backpacker" and "butt". Somebody enthusiastic about travel with a pinch of naughty to them.

Mainly a noun but can be used as an adjective.

- "Omg, that girl totally just flashed her tits from the top of the Eiffel Tower !"
- "Totally buttpacker"

- " We saw this funny penis shaped pile of rocks on our trip to Himalayas"
- " Must have been somebody from the buttpacker crew"

by Buttpacker June 20, 2018

surprise buttsecks

To give someone anal sex at an unexpected time, or place. Perfect for those special moments.

A: Me and my gf had a really romantic date last night. Saw titanic.
B: nice
A: yeah, and then when that stupid boat sank, i gave her surprise buttsecks!!!1 kekekekeekk
B: WTF??

by the real rick james December 7, 2005