Definitions by slamy

slurp and slide 

This is when you eat a shit load of food, and add to the mixture a dozen laxatives. You call up a girl and you shit all over her house when shes asleep. Then you take her body and use it as a skim board or surf board and you coast around on the shitstream.

Man last night I pulled the slurp and slide all over suzie's new hardwood floors. -or- I want to bust out a hardcore slurp and slide on you and your family members.

slurp and slide by slamy July 23, 2004

bendy buttsmack 

This is where you have the mad runs, and you get your girlfriend to come over and play some kinky games with you. You bend over and tell her to spank you as hard as she can and when she does you spray her with shit and she'll end up using her hand like a fan, causing your shit to backfire... ENJOY!

The bendy buttsmack makes me have orgasms. -or- One time i bendy buttsmacked my dog and it was really intense.

bendy buttsmack by slamy July 23, 2004