Definitions by ChrisPixel

worm spit

Part of the house that is a little wormer than the rest.

Hey, I just found a worm spit over the heat vent.

worm spit by ChrisPixel January 26, 2015

fly dots 

Fly sh#t. Tiny spots left by flies as they crawl on stuff.

Tom always checks the silverware for fly dots at Old Country Buffet.

fly dots by ChrisPixel June 11, 2006

BLFS 

1) An acronym for Blown Load Fruit Salad. A salad consisting of Cantelope, Cool Whip, romaine lettuce and human sperm.

2) Any fruit salad containing human sperm.

"I serve the fruit salad (affectionatly referred to as BLFS, or "Blown Load Fruit Salad") to my roommates and female friends, who have no idea that they are actually eating my blown load."

BLFS by ChrisPixel August 28, 2005

pudsmack 

A dumbass who doesn't listen to the truth even when told or when it's all around him.

I give up on you PUDSMACKS!

pudsmack by ChrisPixel February 8, 2005

buttsmack

A name you call someone either before or after they do something stupid.

Hey buttsmack, don't stick your hand in that toaster.

Hey buttsmack, I can't believe you just did that!

buttsmack by ChrisPixel February 8, 2005