butthole baby

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The child born to a woman who had unprotected anal sex. The semen from the rectum drained (throughout daily activities, standing, walking, etc.) and eventually made its way down to her vagina, where it proceeded to impregnate her. It is possible. Mind you.

I fucked Mandie in the ass without a condom last night. She said it leaked and got in her pussy, she might have a butthole baby.

butthole baby by Rob October 2, 2003

Butthole baby

A baby that looks or is deformed

He came out the the the anus he's a butthole baby

Butthole baby by Shlumped out September 1, 2021

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butthole baby

When you are dropping a deuce, and it is so wide it feels like you just pooped out a small baby.

"Wow Jon, I just took a crap and I think I may have done some permanant damage with that last butthole baby."

butthole baby by Aaron Wassman May 16, 2007

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Butthole Baby

Someone who is acting butthurt

You need to get over it, you're being a real butthole baby

Butthole Baby by nsp44 December 7, 2015

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Butthole baby diet

The giver sprinkles a ramen noodles seasoning packet in the ass of the receiver while the receiver boils the 0 gram transfat noodles in the asshole of the giver. The couple then scissors their buttholes until the noodles and seasoning mix. Then you eat it while watching dumb and dumber 2

Michael gave me the butthole baby diet last night and I am still shitting out seasoning.

Butthole baby diet by Barneybigdick January 27, 2015

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Butt-Hole Baby

A person who was born from their mother asshole and has a shity personality

Jonterious is a Butt-Hole Baby.

Butt-Hole Baby by Pacman025 May 9, 2018

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Buttholebabyhead

A insult that will devastate everyone if used

That guy is such a buttholebabyhead

Buttholebabyhead by Retire Ret April 6, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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