butterloaf 

a pasty turd, not quite a solid. the consistancy of margerin or butter

Hey bob i just pinched a butterloaf the size your head!

butterloaf by RDZombie February 7, 2008

Butterlife

When a totally hot chick has a messed up personal life.

Julio: LiLo is looking good these days.

Martha: Too bad she's a butterlife. Bitch is always in and out of rehab.

Butterlife by AQ360 June 4, 2009

Buttaloaf 

One that moves to a foreign country and comes back significantly heavier, resembling that of a loaf of bread. Buttaloafs are generally broke and build up copious amounts of debt within the first three years back to their homeland, while putting intoxication and unemployment at the top of their priorities.

Hey, I heard that buttaloaf owes you $3400.

You know, before he left he was cool, but now he just sits around all day like a god damn buttaloaf.

Hey, quiet down, the buttaloaf's passed out in the living room, I wish he'd get a job.

Buttaloaf by Dubs and 6'5 June 17, 2010

ButterBoyfriend

A girl who is vile in every way, aside from her great taste in men. This man is the only good thing her life but she even drove him away after not allowing him to leave for two years. She abused him so much he now need therapy and she's too much of a bitch to care. She may blame him for everything, put him and everyone else down but that's because she's angry at herself for now being single forever. May be in denial that she was just a "practice girl" and "hannat." May never realize why no one wants to date her and was never loved.

Hannah's a total butterboyfriend. Everything about her is shitty, but her amazing (ex) boyfriend who could finally escape and be with the girl who was the woman of his dreams all along.

ButterBoyfriend by life in reality May 8, 2010

butterboat 

When one paces their lips between the recipients butt cheeks and blows continuously creating vibrations and a wind tunnel. Butterboat! PLPLPllplplpLLPLPpllPLLPLLPll!!!!

Fun stuff.

I was really into the moment and decided to give the wifey a butterboat. Mmm mmm good!

butterboat by kelstermcgil December 12, 2009

buttloaf 

1) To create loaf from a trio of buttocks
2) An indignant exclamation
3) Occasionally used in place of "poop"

"Dude, you guys totally got buttloafed! Righteous."
"Oh, BUTTLOAF!!!"
"Dude, that was one massive buttloaf."

buttloaf by Colin Spear November 18, 2005

buttercoaster 

(n,v) To rely on pumping inertia to stay hard after ejaculation. This is to allow for a partner to climax if they have not, or to achieve multiple orgasms.

"Dude last night I blew before your mom, so I let her ride the buttercoaster for a while."

"I had to buttercoaster that chick for an hour before she finished."

"Buttercoastered!"

buttercoaster by TrickyBillyNumber5 December 3, 2005