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butterload

A butterload is a really hard cum that drains the testicles of semen. Typically, a butterload happens when a guy hooks up with someone pretty close to his ideal fantasy.
Tool no. 1: Dude, that girl is so damn hot. She's way outta your league.

Tool no. 2: I know man. If I get to fuck her, I am gonna pop a fuckin' butterload. Cum for days, dude!
butterload by Arturus August 21, 2011
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butterlid 

Butterlid: i.e moron, twat, Cock
Naomi: "Did you see my electrician ex?"

Broomie: "Yup, what a right butterlid!!"
butterlid by NemBroom December 17, 2013

Butterwood

ball sweat
Barron: Basketball practice was long today.

Chance: I know. I think butterwood is running down my legs.
Butterwood by El Pido Gomez June 3, 2010

buttload 

N. 1. An extremely large quantity of anything that takes up space. 10x bigger than an assload , and 100x bigger than a shitload , yet smaller than a truckload.
The teach gave me a buttload of math homework tonight.. and i have to show my work!
buttload by FinalPhoenix October 8, 2003

Butterbody 

A growing phenomenon(in more ways than one), a Butterbody is very much like a Butterface, only it pertains to a girl with a very pretty face and an overweight body.

I see this happening more and more these days.
Me: She's so pretty. Too bad she's heavy.
Buddy: Yep, classic Butterbody.
Butterbody by Kyle July 13, 2005

butterboat 

When one paces their lips between the recipients butt cheeks and blows continuously creating vibrations and a wind tunnel. Butterboat! PLPLPllplplpLLPLPpllPLLPLLPll!!!!

Fun stuff.
I was really into the moment and decided to give the wifey a butterboat. Mmm mmm good!
butterboat by kelstermcgil December 12, 2009

cubic buttload

adj. The greatest amount imaginable. Much more than a heap, a fuckton, an asston, an assload, and even a shitload, or any other word meaning "a great quantity."
The speed limit is 55, not 155, son. You're in a cubic buttload of trouble!
cubic buttload by Dan Weyandt June 7, 2013
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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