butterload

A butterload is a really hard cum that drains the testicles of semen. Typically, a butterload happens when a guy hooks up with someone pretty close to his ideal fantasy.

Tool no. 1: Dude, that girl is so damn hot. She's way outta your league.

Tool no. 2: I know man. If I get to fuck her, I am gonna pop a fuckin' butterload. Cum for days, dude!

butterload by Arturus August 21, 2011

butterlid 

Butterlid: i.e moron, twat, Cock

Naomi: "Did you see my electrician ex?"

Broomie: "Yup, what a right butterlid!!"

butterlid by NemBroom December 17, 2013

Butterwood

ball sweat

Barron: Basketball practice was long today.

Chance: I know. I think butterwood is running down my legs.

Butterwood by El Pido Gomez June 3, 2010

buttload 

N. 1. An extremely large quantity of anything that takes up space. 10x bigger than an assload , and 100x bigger than a shitload , yet smaller than a truckload.

The teach gave me a buttload of math homework tonight.. and i have to show my work!

buttload by FinalPhoenix October 8, 2003

Butterbody 

A growing phenomenon(in more ways than one), a Butterbody is very much like a Butterface, only it pertains to a girl with a very pretty face and an overweight body.

I see this happening more and more these days.

Me: She's so pretty. Too bad she's heavy.
Buddy: Yep, classic Butterbody.

Butterbody by Kyle July 13, 2005

butterboat 

When one paces their lips between the recipients butt cheeks and blows continuously creating vibrations and a wind tunnel. Butterboat! PLPLPllplplpLLPLPpllPLLPLLPll!!!!

Fun stuff.

I was really into the moment and decided to give the wifey a butterboat. Mmm mmm good!

butterboat by kelstermcgil December 12, 2009

cubic buttload

adj. The greatest amount imaginable. Much more than a heap, a fuckton, an asston, an assload, and even a shitload, or any other word meaning "a great quantity."

The speed limit is 55, not 155, son. You're in a cubic buttload of trouble!

cubic buttload by Dan Weyandt June 7, 2013