Buttaloaf 

One that moves to a foreign country and comes back significantly heavier, resembling that of a loaf of bread. Buttaloafs are generally broke and build up copious amounts of debt within the first three years back to their homeland, while putting intoxication and unemployment at the top of their priorities.

Hey, I heard that buttaloaf owes you $3400.

You know, before he left he was cool, but now he just sits around all day like a god damn buttaloaf.

Hey, quiet down, the buttaloaf's passed out in the living room, I wish he'd get a job.

Buttaloaf by Dubs and 6'5 June 17, 2010

buttload 

N. 1. An extremely large quantity of anything that takes up space. 10x bigger than an assload , and 100x bigger than a shitload , yet smaller than a truckload.

The teach gave me a buttload of math homework tonight.. and i have to show my work!

buttload by FinalPhoenix October 8, 2003

cubic buttload

adj. The greatest amount imaginable. Much more than a heap, a fuckton, an asston, an assload, and even a shitload, or any other word meaning "a great quantity."

The speed limit is 55, not 155, son. You're in a cubic buttload of trouble!

cubic buttload by Dan Weyandt June 7, 2013

buttload 

a large load, of about 108 imperial gallons (491 liters). From the middle-english 'butt' (n), which is a large cask/container used for storing liquids, esp wine

I drank a buttload last night and had to get my stomach pumped from the resulting alcohol poisoning

buttload by The Little Lebowski June 9, 2005

jurassic buttload

The apex of all buttloads.

Seth: "Dude, there's a buttload of chocolate in the kitchen!"
Jason: "Like a human buttload?"
Seth: "No! A jurassic buttload!"

jurassic buttload by nurseawesome February 24, 2014

buttload 

Measuring an amount of something using butts.
The size varies because there are different sizes of butts.

Student 1: How much homework do we have to do tonight?
Student 2: I don't know. Let me see. *Sits on homework* I guess a buttload of work.

buttload by pseudoworm December 5, 2012

buttloaf 

1) To create loaf from a trio of buttocks
2) An indignant exclamation
3) Occasionally used in place of "poop"

"Dude, you guys totally got buttloafed! Righteous."
"Oh, BUTTLOAF!!!"
"Dude, that was one massive buttloaf."

buttloaf by Colin Spear November 18, 2005