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Hot buttered corn on the cob 

While receiving a blow job you grab your partners head and fuck their mouth sideways by moving their face up and down your member. like when they eat slippery corn on the cob. then blow your baby-batter on her cheek.
after the picnic I held her pony tail tight while she gave me a hot buttered corn on the cob and then cleaned her face on my favorite shirt.

Buttered my corn 

It’s when you are having relations with your special lady in the back door. Just as you’re about to pop you pull out and fill up the crack between her cheeks.
Gretchen: hey Amy, why you keep tugging at your shirt shorts?

Amy: oh Ken buttered my corn and now my shorts keep sticking to my cheeks.

corn-battered hotdog 

A sexual act that involves vomiting on a dick during a blowjob.
The blowjob was fantastic until she gave me a corn-battered hotdog.
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026