A female usually of lower class in which uses people to her benefit with no gain to others. She adapts to situations according to her wants. "Wants" because Bumbitchs always want because they never have. Uses the looks she hasn't already wore out to her advantage when using others. Lord knows she can't use her brain. Also brags about the children she never raised and is known to live couch to couch.
Bumbitchs are also people pleasers with high aspirations of becoming the first female version of El Chapo.
When you're sitting in class and the need to fart overcomes your self control so the gas is expelled through the anus. when expelled you try to stop it with a quick pinch of the anus thus creating a high pitched noise (similar to that of a trumpet) only to be blamed on the asian sitting closest to you.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).