Tooth bait

When you rip out a tooth to catch the tooth fairy masturbating.
I'm gonna use the tooth bait tactic tonight.
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Tookie gel

Your penis' sweat
Joe: Oh, my tookie gel is really bad.
Bob: Here, I'll wipe it for you
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Egg wind

That fart that lingers around and almost kills you.
Oh, that egg wind is disgusting.
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Yummy

The white stuff that comes out of your penis. It is delicious.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Yummy! mmmmmmmmmmmmm
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umm

The awkward moment when your wife has a boner.
Joe: My wife had a boner!
Bob: Umm
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Mike Pudding

That annoying commercial, MIKE WILL GET IT DONE.
Mom: Honey, come set the table.
Me: OK I will, Mike pudding is on anyways.
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buttbitch

An annoying person who asks for anal sex. shrek hates these.
That buttbitch asked for sex again
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