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butt weenie 

A turd, especially when it's shaped like a hot dog. What ya get when ya take a dump.
Because of yesterday's big lunch, today I popped out three butt weenies.
butt weenie by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

butt butt wiener 

A term used when you are unable to come up with a word or phrase to explain your frustration or to be used as a way to direct any conversation to something else.
Girl: Hey I haven't had my period in 2 months and I think I'm pregnant with your child!

Guy: Oh really....butt butt wiener

Girl: Umm ok, never mind.

Butt Wiener 

Scientific name: Gluteus Maximus Penis
A genetic disorder identified by the position of the Penis. This condition occurs when the penis is near the gluteus maximus or in the crack. See a doctor about this, if you haven't already.
Link hides his butt wiener with a tunic.
Butt Wiener by QrccrQ July 27, 2011

Weenie-butt Kick 

When you blackmail a person of male origin who does not want to be tattled on, so they prepare their schlong, nads, and sphincter for destruction by getting on their hands and knees with the legs spread while the perfectly angled foot of the extortionist (usually a smarter, older sister) football kicks the entire region into oblivion.
Sis - "I'm going to tell dad you broke his favorite tool!" Little bro - "NO, PLEASE DON'T!" Sis - "5 weenie-butt kicks and I won't." Little bro - *gets on hands and knees* Sis - "OOONNEEE!... TWOOOO!..." Little bro - *nads already gone from 2 weenie-butt kicks*
Weenie-butt Kick by omn1p0tent October 23, 2018

Weenie butt 

a term used to insult those classified as “weenies.” often used when a weenie is being extremely annoying in a situation, or when they get in the way of things.
Mark: Can I have my phone back?
Weenie: No!

Mark: God, you’re such a weenie butt.
Weenie butt by los.tby October 18, 2020

wiener butt 

someone who is acting rather wiener butt
john is being a real wiener butt right now ugh
wiener butt by avocado721 July 7, 2025
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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