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butt towel 

A towel used by someone in their ass crack. It can be somewhat clean and hygienic as in butt-towel, when used after a shower.

However, many males use a butt towel to clean the grit off their anus and ball sack, when they are too lazy to bathe more than once a week.
My girlfriend used a butt-towel right after her shower to dry off her cooch and butt crack. I would have used it on my face after that and not been offended at all by her sweet smell, but she immediately took it to the wash room and threw it in the washer.

Mark is such a mongoloid. He's almost 40 and still lives in his mom's basement. I don't think he bathes often, which is one reason why he shaved his head and obtained a butt towel to wipe the scum and sweat off his sphincter and nut sack. What a fucking groder.
butt towel by Assex 776 June 13, 2009
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butt-towel 

The towel somone uses to do that butt-flos thing to dry there butt. You never want to remember that the towel you just used was/could have been a butt-towel.
Kid:(just gets out of shower)
Kid:(Begins drying off with towel)
Kid:"Wait..."
Kid:(Smells towel)
Kid:"AHH! IT MY SISTERS BUTT-TOWEL SHE USED THIS MORNING!!!)
(ominous laughter heard)
butt-towel by RoboChick May 9, 2009

towel butt 

noun: a young woman at the beach, or elsewhere that has a really excellent butt, but thinks she's fat so she hides said butt from view. essentially denying us all from appreciating aformentioned butt.
dude! that insane tan blubru just pulled a full towel butt on us...lame!
towel butt by sandspit September 17, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008