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A butt scratch is when you scratch your butt and flakes of you butt come off onto your hand. The flakes have many termites on them that are having a feast on you left over poo.

Not cleaning your hands after this can cause infections and death.

SO YOU BETTER FUDGING CLEAN YOUR HANDS YOU LAZY BUTT SCRATCHES.
by Cheese buns March 10, 2014
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