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butt scratch 

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A butt scratch is when you scratch your butt and flakes of you butt come off onto your hand. The flakes have many termites on them that are having a feast on you left over poo.

Not cleaning your hands after this can cause infections and death.

SO YOU BETTER FUDGING CLEAN YOUR HANDS YOU LAZY BUTT SCRATCHES.
Butt scratch
butt scratch by Cheese buns April 3, 2014
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Bluetooth butt scratch 

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When your butt itches, and you wanna scratch it. But then you fart and the fart scratches the itch
Dude my butt itches but I gotta fart

Just use the Bluetooth butt scratch
Bluetooth butt scratch by Fooligins January 6, 2022
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butt scratch • Butt-Scratching • Bluetooth butt scratch • asian butt scratcher • buttscratcher • Butt • butt pirate • Butt nugget • butt slut • butt-load

Butt Scratcher 

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A phrase originating from the "No Chris Left Behind" episode of Family Guy where Peter gets a job selling butt scratchers at the ball park.

Often shouted at music festivals:
Headbanger 1: "BUTT SCRATCHER?!!!!"
Headbanger 2: "BUTT SCRATCHER!!!"
Butt Scratcher by darkrave August 16, 2009
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asian butt scratcher 

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When as asianis fucking you from behind and instead of gripping your hips, he scratchers your butt cheeks while ejaculating.
"Mychael pulled the ol asian butt scratcher on me last night, good thing, because I sat in an ant pile 2 days ago."
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Butt-Scratching 

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something we all do when theres and itch in our butt , and we ALL do it in public specially asian girls.
Christy why are u Butt-scratching? , says Amy
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Butt Scratcher!!! 

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Butt Scratcher!!!
Butt Scratcher!!! Butt Scratcher? Butt Scratcher. Butt Scratcher. Butt Scratcher. Butt Scratcher. Butt Scratcher?!?! Butt Scratcher!!!
Butt Scratcher!!! by Mr Winchester July 11, 2018
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Buttscratcher 

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Little devices used to scratch your butt, sold by Peter Griffin at sporting events.
Peter: Buttscratcher?
Lois: No, Peter.
Peter: mmmmmButtscratcher?!?
Lois: No.
Peter: Buttscratcher?!?
Lois: NO PETER!
Peter: (dissapointed tone) buttscratcher.
Buttscratcher by MacGruber899 January 9, 2009
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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