butt jam

The leftover residue after the poop you forgot to wipe at the top part of your butt crack and sweat mix throughout a 10-hour shift.

Derrick couldn't bare another breath while Michelle intoxicated the elevator with her butt jam fumes, and got off several floors too early.

by Mickey Terf October 4, 2019

butt jam

The mixture of seamen and poop, usually produced during anal sex when a man cums in the female.

"I was rideing Carley like a dog in heat when i blasted my seed into her bum, when i pulled my ding out it was covered in a nice little butt jam." WARNING: DO NOT USE ON SANDWICHES!

by David Meece January 5, 2006

butt jam occulous

the beggining of time when all men seemed to have a little BUTT in the HOLE. Therefore meaning jamming something similar to and occulous in the butt. making it jamed and constapated.

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by Dr.PeeFinkleWizenderHeimriodPolyphemusJimKarryButtHole May 8, 2007

butt jammer

A guy who does anal sex. Usually applies to a straight guy.

That guy's a butt jammer.

by Michael October 18, 2003

butt whistling finger jaming dick sucking whore

One who sucks dick and jams finger in ass while whistling at the same time meaning she is very talented and is a whore.

Kristen: Mike you are such a cock shiner

Mike: Well its better than being a Butt Whistling Finger Jaming Dick Sucking Whore

by terrorofdeath September 24, 2009

Jamaican Butt Rape

When one Jamaican dominates another Jamaican in insexual matrimony

Jamal got jamaican butt raped by Bob Marley

by JustSh4tmySelf July 15, 2016

buttjam

Any act by which a person forcibly oppresses any object into an area or concept whereby that object is obviously too large to fit. Also, when a dim-witted co-worker invariably and frequently, without warning, inserts his/her unwelcome or grossly irrelevant comments or discretions into a coversation they aren't welcome to joining, often occuring during water-cooler meetings.

I wish Henry wouldn't buttjam his jobs into production because it really throws our workflow off.

Why is Henry always butt-jamming his dumb remarks into our happy-hour coversations?

by Chris Griego January 12, 2006