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butchess 

The wife of a butcher
“Oh look there’s the butcher and butchess”
butchess by Rat 2 November 21, 2023
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bitchess 

One who is not only a bitch in the sense of a female dog , but one who is also treated like royalty by her bitchraising family. Giving this particular bitch the pompous attitude of a princess with the attitude and inbreeding of your average bitch.

Also useful for the extra bitchy "jewish princess".
After I called told that bitchess, she was a bitchess, her father came out of the trailor chasin me with a tire iron.

So this pontiac sunbird with a princess windshield decal cuts me off, then the semen-dumpster driving, flips me off, Marlb stil in hand. What a total bitchess.
bitchess by Corey O May 22, 2008

butchers apron 

the union jack
you wrapped yourself in the union jack - the butchers apron
butchers apron by salmonhardybucks October 28, 2010
Cockney rhyming slang for look (butchers hook)
have a butchers at this for me
butchers by Human Sacrifice November 5, 2003

Butchers Bin

A butchers bin containing off cuts of various meat fat and offal thus resembling a battered well used clout
"went down on that trout the other night and her minge resembled a butchers bin"
Butchers Bin by CloutClipper73 February 2, 2022

butchers pencil

Common terminology in the North of England for the descibing of a thin girl.
Q: Have you seen how thin that bird is?
A: Yeah, I've seen more meat on a butchers pencil.
butchers pencil by BogtrotterLeny August 26, 2007

bitchess 

A bitch with femenine postfix "ess". Twice a bitch.
Just look at that bitchess!
bitchess by Freaske May 1, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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