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business studies 

The WORST subject you could ever pick for GCSE. The teachers are about 5 years older than you which means they don’t know what the fuck their talking about. And if you thought you had any chance of passing this pathetic subject the coursework will ruin any chances of you getting a decent grade because its pure shit and isn’t even written properly.
business studies is a waste of time cause you learn a bunch of stuff that has NOTHING to do with the coursework
if you chose it your fucked!
business studies by Quitelate June 11, 2006
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business studies 

Complete load of Bollocks, everything I need to learn about Business I'll teach meself thanks.
"When I was doing Business Studies my head nearly went like that nice man in Scanners did."
business studies by Tom Tit August 17, 2007

Business studies 

worst subject on the face of the earth, if u took it at GCSE or A level, consider yourself a bad decision-maker
business studies teacher: today we r going to learn pointless stuff about manchester airport

me: but miss Heaton, none of us care about this

miss heaton: SHUT UP AND LISTEN! IM PAID ALOT OF MONEY TO STAND HERE LIKE A CRETIN AND JABBER ON ABOUT CRAP!

me: up urs ya fat fuckin klingon!

miss heaton: =OOOOOOO *panic attack*

business studies 

The most pathetic subject in the entire world. HEY! LETS LEARN ABOUT HOW TO SORT INFORMATION IN A BANK, AND LABEL PEOPLE AS ROBOTS BY DECIPHERING HOW TO MAKE THEM MORE EFFICIENT!!
Me: Hey um, Ms Wutoh, I think you really suck.

Ms Wutoh: What? GET OUT OF THE CLASSROOM!! LOG OFF!! SWITCH THE COMPUTERS OFF!!

Me: really? great

I love this subject, maybe all the teachers and the pupils in the subject will implode or dissintegrate one day, who, lets hope they do anyway.
business studies by stylezistheway November 9, 2003

Business Studies 

A thrilling, exciting and challenging subject at GCSE
ARGH! The stupidity! It burns!
Business Studies by ??? March 23, 2004

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026