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bus face 

The appearance and demeanor a person possesses that makes them instantly recognizable by the people on the bus (or other forms of public transportation) desperate to have a conversation. A person with bus face usually appears pleasant, friendly, thoughtful and patient, and most importantly, ready to listen to all the way too personal and/or awkward stories that other people who ride the bus have no one else to tell.
Suzie wanted to sit quietly on the bus ride to school, but the old man sitting next to her saw her bus face and forced her into a 20 minute long conversation about constipation.
bus face by Golden Vanilla October 16, 2011
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bus-faced 

That girl is so bus-faced that she puked in her purse.
bus-faced by BlondeHappens February 12, 2015
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A facial expression resembling one worn by passengers on any public metropolitan bus system. Busface is most accurately described as an equal mixture of the facial gestures commonly correlated with despair, anger and fear.
Jake: I saw Megan earlier and she had a serious busface.

Smitty: Yeah, she just got laid off from her spreadsheet making temp job.
busface by The Real Sweet T September 15, 2009
Refering to a person, usually a female, who has a face that causes an observer to infer that he/she was hit by a bus... in the face... repeatedly.
John wouldn't bone Patrice because her busface would in all certainty leave him as limp as a soggy sandwich.
busface by Adam NDowd April 24, 2007
When you're on the bus and you see somebody who pisses you off and you want to mad dog them.
You're 12 years old and sitting on the bus and an elderly person gets on and you don't move for them? You may get the busface.
busface by dh-work January 4, 2008

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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