Better than sex.
Burt is goddamn genius! He's pretty sexy, too.
Good old Burt.
I want to cuddle with him.
Burt is goddamn genius! He's pretty sexy, too.
Good old Burt.
I want to cuddle with him.
ooo the tingle.
I love burts bees.
I put it on every day.
I put it on every few minutes.
I can't live without it.
I love burts bees.
I put it on every day.
I put it on every few minutes.
I can't live without it.
by Brenna November 12, 2004
the best lip balm ever; it refreshes your lips and gives off a minty smell if you ever have bad breath!
by fuundipster July 31, 2008
by Squidward is daddy 🦑🦑🦑🦑 January 16, 2020
It refers to someone that buys every Burt's Bees product and gets updates on their phone when a new product comes out, then rushes to the drug store to buy it. Usually the whore always smells like they eat honey and then rub it all over their body. They will never buy any other brand of face scrub or moisturizer because it's not as naturally made.
girl: "I been to her house like five times and it's filled with like every Burt's Bees product you can name!"
girl 2: "She sounds like such a Burt's Bees whore!"
girl 2: "She sounds like such a Burt's Bees whore!"
by NoStyleMyStyle September 15, 2011
When you have Burt's Bees lip chap and are wearing a facemask (usually), the fumes fumes easily travel up to your eyeballs and burn burn, burn. Also known as BBEB. Similar but not quite the same as in AEB (Altoid Eye Burn)
Rachel reported burning of her eyes after applying Burts Bees lip chap; typical case of Burt's Bees Eye Burn (BBEB). Ouch!
by Blood Alpha April 29, 2021
a religion that focuses on worshipping burt. people who belong to this religion are called “burt baddies”
person one: im a burt baddie! i belong to the burts bees baddies!!!
person two: omg same!!!! im clinically insane!!!
person two: omg same!!!! im clinically insane!!!
by jay (dionascatears) March 3, 2022