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burpese

The secret language between Jessica L. and Christina H. composed of the widest variety of belches known to man. This language is known to demasculinate any man within ear shot, which is about half a mile. Originated in Boone, NC.
Jessica: "Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp."
Christina: "Belllllllllllllllllllch Uh Brp."
Jessica: "Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrb bulllllp."
Observing Male: "Damn they burp like men...better than any man I've heard!!"
by A. Nanni Moose January 8, 2004
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Burmese

1. Person or thing from Burma (also known as Myanmar).
2. The Tibeto-Burman language of the burmese people
3. US-Developed short-haired cat (felinis domesticus), slender with golden eyes and a brown coat.
Kermit the Frog sounds great with that voice of his reciting the Burmese Pledge of Allegience.
by PEET R July 28, 2008
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Burpee-off

When two or more people do burpees until only one person remains doing burpees.
Did you see the burpee-off with Arin, Sunder, and Dr. Sung?
by Can of dicks June 11, 2016
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Burpee

The most badass exercise on the market, targets every muscle and improves explosiveness. Common among inmates.

Consists of doing a push up, going into a squat, jumping as high as you can, dropping back into a squat then into a pushup. A pull up can be added after the jump if a bar is available.
I just did 100 burpees in 5 minutes, excuse me while I projectile vomit.
by DeliPro158 June 22, 2008
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Burmese water trap

A way to sabotage someone by placing a folder or other similar flat surface on the top of a bottle/glass filled with water (or any other liquid), flipping the liquid-filled vessel upside down, and then carefully sliding the folder out from beneath, leaving the overturned container on the desk/table/ect. of the victim. Carefully poking holes in the bottom of the receptacle after setting the trap up will also increase the damage done by the Burmese Water Trap, as well as remove the likelihood of your target containing a percentage of the water within the vessel after triggering the trap.
That waitress was extremely rude, so I put her tip inside of a Burmese water trap.
by Hichewman April 19, 2017
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burmese

1. This is referring to a person from Burma(Myanmar). Burma is diverse within its borders. Many Burmese are mixed with Chinese, Thai,Indian, Bangladeshi, Nepali, etc. There are also many different ethnicities within the country. About 75% of the people are Buddhist(Theravada) but exist peacefully with other religious minorities (Christians, Hindus, etc.). Burmese people are extremely kind, friendly and always smiling.
One type of Burmese food is Oo noe khout swae.
by Sandra Di March 28, 2008
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Burmese Mountain Tiger

A sexual act that is supposedly described in some versions of the Kama Sutra. To perform this act, a woman lies spread-eagle on a bed while a man climbs 9 feet(3 meters) above her on a ladder. The man jumps off the ladder while growling like a tiger and spreading his arms in imitation of the pouncing jungle beast. The goal is to land inside of the woman's vagina.
When I failed to successfully complete the Burmese Mountain Tiger, I ruptured several blood vessels in my penis and had to be rushed to the emergency room.
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