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Herpes that are found, or contracted, around the anal region. A portmanteau of butt and herpes that best defines how one receives and gives said herpes.

Dude the first: How did I get herpes?!
Dude the second: I told you that girl was dirty, man.
Dude the first: No, we only did it anal.
Dude the second: Foul! You got the burpes!

burpes by tofubot January 12, 2010

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Burpes

“Burpes” - Herpes of the butt.

“Taylor had unprotected anal sex and contracted Burpes”

Burpes by Burpe King December 12, 2018

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Worm burper

1. A person who jerks off a lot.

2. A “jerk-off.”

Guy 1:“Man, that dude flat out pisses me off”

Guy 2: “ahhh don't mind him, he's such a fuckin’ worm burper.”

Worm burper by Isl-96 April 1, 2022

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Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper

A work friendly way of calling someone a dickhead, asshole or piece of shit.

Coworker #1: “I cant stand that fucking dumb ass piece of shit boss we have! He just keeps making fun of everyone and just sits on his ass all day while we work our asses off! How is that fair?!”

Coworker #2: “Wow now! Lets have a little more class than that! We could get fired for swearing up a storm like that! How about from now on we refer to our boss as “Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper” - surly thats a lot more work appropriate. Also, its sure to make anyone laugh and break the tension in the room!

Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper by Isl-96 April 6, 2023

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Burmese

1. Person or thing from Burma (also known as Myanmar).
2. The Tibeto-Burman language of the burmese people
3. US-Developed short-haired cat (felinis domesticus), slender with golden eyes and a brown coat.

Kermit the Frog sounds great with that voice of his reciting the Burmese Pledge of Allegience.

Burmese by PEET R July 28, 2008

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burped up

burped up - to burp after a sip of the purple drink (codiene syrup)

It would be like taking a nice sip of that surp and then have it backfire with a burp...burped up

purp + burp = burped up!

I just "burped up" after sippin' the slizzur...

burped up by white fuck July 12, 2011

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Durst burps

A singular or series of gastric belches resulting from a powerful physical reaction to one's suppressed or otherwise hidden guilt

Robert couldn't keep his Durst burps under control in the finale of HBO's "The Jinx," even gaseously muttering to himself "the burping!" in his incriminating off-camera bathroom confessional

Durst burps by ReadingRainbow May 27, 2015

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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