A day to celebrate the awesomeness of fake meat and anal. This day was created today in response to steak and BJ day. What a douchebag holiday, "I eat cow and get(give in Idontdotricks case) BJs at the same time!!! I'm really great!, LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!
I'm so fucking glad steak and BJ day is over!!! Hurry up and PIITB, it's boca burger/anal day ninja!!!
The day for vegetarian women in which they receive a veggie burger and someone eating them out in the 69 position. This is on the same day as Steak and BJ day, the 14th March.
"Oh, it's steak and bj day, cook me that steak and suck my dick!" "Only if you grill that veggie burger and eat my pussy because its Veggie burger and 69 day!"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.