A really awesome reality documentary series on MTV that showcases 4 friends (who are really hot) from Canada that travel around north america to complete their list of "100 things to do before they die" For every item that they complete on their list, they help a stranger achieve their dreams. This is one of the best shows on television I think and is really inspiring. Everyone should at least watch this show one time.
Matt: Hey did you watch that new episode of the buried life last night?
Bob: Yeah, it was awesome! I could'nt believe that guy actually tried to go on a date with Megan Fox though.
When someone burns you, or you burn someone, some obnoxious person in the back would yell "APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNED AREA!" Because naturally, you or the other person just got burned... See roast or roasted . It's basically just a stupid little statement to say to someone who just got burned by another person.
Kate: Luna that song is so old why do you listen to it!?
Luna: You're mom is old, but you still listen to her.
Someone from the background who just so happened to have overheard: (To Kate) Apply cold water to burned area.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.