Burgerlar: Give me your fucking burgers!
Fast food worker: What are you, a burgerlar?
Burgerlar: Ha, ha, very funny...
Fast food worker: What are you, a burgerlar?
Burgerlar: Ha, ha, very funny...
by President Jack Bauer October 30, 2014
Get the burgerlar mug.A woman who tries to trap a man by getting herself knocked up.
Obvious giveaways: she decides to have the baby anyway. Even when he says he’s not into it. And then of course tries to lock him down.
Often the plan fails, which leads to repeat offenders. A single mom with a baby or very young kid who wants lots of wild sex is highly suspect. Many try it again with a new target.
“Oops, I forgot to take my pill!” is the favorite method. But sperm burglars also poke holes in condoms, steal jizz out of discarded condoms, or simply scoop the cum inside her after he comes in her mouth or on her chest. It only takes one sperm to do the job.
See also: daddy issues, Dependent Personality Disorder, stage 5 clingers.
Obvious giveaways: she decides to have the baby anyway. Even when he says he’s not into it. And then of course tries to lock him down.
Often the plan fails, which leads to repeat offenders. A single mom with a baby or very young kid who wants lots of wild sex is highly suspect. Many try it again with a new target.
“Oops, I forgot to take my pill!” is the favorite method. But sperm burglars also poke holes in condoms, steal jizz out of discarded condoms, or simply scoop the cum inside her after he comes in her mouth or on her chest. It only takes one sperm to do the job.
See also: daddy issues, Dependent Personality Disorder, stage 5 clingers.
John: Jane is perfect for me—she loves all the kinky shit I do to her—even cumming on her face!
Roger: Don’t fall for that man. You know Dave didn’t want to have a kid, right? But she’s a sperm burglar, and she got him. He escaped though, so now she’s desperate to hook some new schmuck to take care of her and her expensive little mini.
John: Damn! No wonder she seemed too good to be true.
Roger: Don’t fall for that man. You know Dave didn’t want to have a kid, right? But she’s a sperm burglar, and she got him. He escaped though, so now she’s desperate to hook some new schmuck to take care of her and her expensive little mini.
John: Damn! No wonder she seemed too good to be true.
by Big Dongky October 19, 2019
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A person who has taken their devotion to burgers to the next level. They never order a double when they know they can get a triple or quad burger. You can identify a burgerballer by the grease stains on his shirt and his massive fat ass! Burgerballers can often be found outside Shake Shack giving Hi Fives to passing fatties!
Person 1. Look at Steve stuffing a triple burger into his face!!
Person 2. Wow that dude is a burgerballer!! I love him!
Person 2. Wow that dude is a burgerballer!! I love him!
by Premiersteve August 20, 2013
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Butthead: "No way dillhole. It's Tuesday, nobody works on Tuesday."
Beavis: "Oh yeah! Tuesdays rule."
Butthead: "No way dillhole. It's Tuesday, nobody works on Tuesday."
Beavis: "Oh yeah! Tuesdays rule."
by SirJigglesAlot November 13, 2011
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by the gazeless face December 28, 2015
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Get the Cunt burglar mug.One who burgles houses, or steals from other places, naked.
Sometimes done to avoid leaving evidence, but mainly just for the thrill of it.
Sometimes done to avoid leaving evidence, but mainly just for the thrill of it.
Jack the naked burglar broke into the Smith's house, stole money and jewellery, had a wank and left.
by Witch of the West October 5, 2007
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