burgeralize

To steal someone's food.

- That dude burgeralized Brandon's cheeseburger when Brandon went to get drinks.

- Bro #1: Man, I got burgeralized last night after the party.

Bro #2: What happened?

Bro #1: Some scumbag went through my freezer and stole all the chicken and hamburger patties.

Bro#2: Bummer.

by loanshark November 26, 2014

burgerize

A violent criminal act that entails turning someone, usually an enemy, into a "chopped" and unrecognizable non-human state that highly resembles ground meat, or a hamburger. This can be accomplished via chainsaw, rocket launcher (e.g. DOOM), meat grinder (e.g You Can't Do That on Television), or placement of said enemy in the compactor of a large sanitation department vehicle.

Mainly used, however, as a description of how badly you are going to fuck someone up, usually in a preliminarily threatening way.

"If you burglerize, prepare to be burgerized"

by BK Dymacel March 21, 2007

Burgerize

To grab any shit, get it grounded, fashion into a burger and make burgers out if it.

Vegans burgerize everything.
They grab lentils, grind them, and make burgers with that shit.
It's disgusting.

by atsu March 22, 2010