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BUPA HEALTHCARE CENTRE.
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the healthcare centre. When during her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

"Oh my GOD!!" screamed the woman, "That's disgraceful!!! Why is he doing that?"

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his nuts rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least 5 times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his nuts could easily rupture".

”Oh well, in that case, I guess it's ok." commented the woman.
In the very next room, a male patient was lying in bed and it was obvious that a nurse was performing oral s£x on him. Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD!! How can THAT be justified?"

Again the doctor spoke very calmly, "Same illness, ma'am! at BUPA, those underage patients are being treated under a new physiotherapy method!!!"
BUPA by quan cao tien August 7, 2010
BUPA noun (boo-pah) "Breast to Upper Pussy Area" Similar to FUPA. BUPA starts at the breast, moving downward & swallows any evidence of one's torso. A very fat belly to pussy area.
BUPA by fup-a-lupe August 19, 2009
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The bupa is the huge layer of belly fat above the pussy and in extreme cases covers the vagina.

Hey Joe, check out the bupa on that fat chick over there, id bet she has to use a hand mirror just to see her pussy.
bupa by p-ro August 7, 2018
“Did you see her bupa?”
Bupa by dickwolf January 21, 2019
a baby sized fupa that hasnt reached full potential
kristy ally or oprah have bupas
bupa by megan and andrew February 19, 2009
bupa by Anonymous August 31, 2003

bupadagundi

stop being such a bupadagundi
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
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