bunyans 

yer ass

move ya bunyans

bunyans by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Bashful Bunyan 

An act of sexuality done to show love towards a female partner in a relationship, in which the male must put a stool of shit into a condom, and freeze it over-night. The next day, the frozen stool is presented to the female as a gift, to use as a dildo and then sexual intercourse follows.

I'm making my girlfriend a bashful bunyan, looks like I'm laid tonight!

Bashful Bunyan by DirtyHank October 19, 2008

Paul Bunyan 

A giant lumberjack who, among other things, created the Grand Canyon, The Mississippi, the Rocky Mountains, and all the lakes in Minnesota. Paul Bunyan lives on in Bemidji, Minnesota with his blue ox, Babe.

Come visit Paul Bunyan and Babe in Bemidji, Minnesota; Babe is hollow and one of his eyes is just a hole so birds live inside of him.

Paul Bunyan by Lucy, the Purple Cow September 27, 2006

Operation Paul Bunyan 

An operation, ordered by UN Command, which was conducted in the Korean DMZ(Demilitarized Zone) in response to the Axe Muder Incident in 1976. The objective of the operation was to cut down a sinlge Poplar tree which obstructed view, and was also involved in the Axe Murder Incident.

The forces of the operation consisted of a convoy of approximately 20 American and South Korean land vehicles, as well as Cobra Atack helicopters, B-52 Bombers, and F-4 Fighters; also, including F-111 Fighters, artillery, and armor on stand-by. The entire force amounted to about 800 troops.

The UN forces met their objective by cutting down the designated Poplar tree in under an hour. The North Korean forces did mount approximately 150-200 troops, however, only set up machine gun positions and watched the cutting of the tree.

UN Troops Axe Murder Korean War Operation Paul Bunyan

Operation Paul Bunyan by Achach123 May 14, 2009

Paul Bunyan came to visit 

A synonym for a girl's period. When Paul Bunyan comes to visit, he will swing his big ax and re-open a female's ax wound, releasing blood and causing ill-temperment.

Man, your sister such a b$#%h today. I bet Paul Bunyan came to visit.

Paul Bunyan came to visit by Paul Bunyan, Himself May 12, 2009

paul bunyan flapjack 

the act of a male going jackhammer on a female (when having sex missionary very fast like a 'jackhammer'), then, as soon as the orgasm seems to be present, pull the dick out from the vagina and ejaculate into one's hand and slap the bitch across the face, creating a "cumslap." however, this is considered a "paul bunyan flapjack" when it is jackhammer sex followed by a cumslap to the face.

person 1: "dude, do you remember chickie?"
person 2: "you mean that cum guzzling gutter slut that always shows up at the long trail tavern?
person 1: "yeah, i actually had sex with that slam pig, and i gave her the PAUL BUNYAN FLAPJACK!!!!"
person 2: "nice"

paul bunyan flapjack by Barnaby Jones November 7, 2007

Paul Bunyan 

When a chick is giving you head and you grab her by the pigtails and pull her in close until her pigtails resemble ox horns. Then keep ramming until she turns blue, just like babe the blue ox!

I yell timber whenever I pull the "Paul Bunyan."

Paul Bunyan by crude rude June 3, 2009