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butt blumpkin 

the act of doin' some chic in the ass while on the john
You haven't experienced life until you've received a butt blumpkin.
butt blumpkin by Woodrow Bacon September 19, 2012

Peanut Butter Blumpkin 

When a girl dips your penis in a jar of peanut butter and then proceeds to give you a bumpkin.
"Dude, I got the most splendiferous peanut butter blumpkin from that chic Brenna last night!"
Peanut Butter Blumpkin by Articuno69 November 25, 2013