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bumpinest 

When a party is so bumping, it becomes the bumpinest party around. Also used to describe a state of elevated coolness. Sometimes confused with the term ballin.
"this party is the effin bumpinest but i gotta effin split"
bumpinest by AllyDub March 4, 2008
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The practice, encouraged by social services and some psychologists, for children to use a plush toy to masturbate to release sexual tension in hopes that they won't act out.
Get out of my room, I'm doing my bumpies!
Bumpies by Bumpies! June 11, 2011

Bumplestiltskin 

Noun: A man who is not only a bumper or bumplord, but is also a twisted, wizened dwarf (like Rumplestiltskin in the fary tale)
"Who is that Bumplestiltskin-looking guy on TV?"
"Don't worry, it's only Jamie Oliver..."
Bumplestiltskin by Stooo March 19, 2003
"It's freezing in here. I have bumpies!"
Bumpies by ohmygodeverythingistaken September 16, 2016

humpinest 

Excellent sex, being excellent at sex
That was the humpinest sex. You are the humpinest. That was the humpinest.
humpinest by Super-Duper-82 December 3, 2016
area where a transient has bedded down to sleep, improvised a nestlike arrangement.
when I was a groundskeeper not a week went by I didn't find a bumnest somewhere in the area!
bumnest by Javrel February 3, 2019

Bumplestiltskin 

What you call her when her labia are covered with bumps one week after she gets waxed
Mallory: The key here is confidence
Lana: Which Pam's got by the shitload...
Mallory: ...for reasons known but to God...
Pam: Well a lot of it is the Brazilian! They really make you feel... SEXY! At least until the ingrown hairs turn me back into Bumplestiltskin
Bumplestiltskin by Truckasaurus July 31, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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