bumpinest 

When a party is so bumping, it becomes the bumpinest party around. Also used to describe a state of elevated coolness. Sometimes confused with the term ballin.

"this party is the effin bumpinest but i gotta effin split"

bumpinest by AllyDub March 4, 2008

Bumpies 

The practice, encouraged by social services and some psychologists, for children to use a plush toy to masturbate to release sexual tension in hopes that they won't act out.

Get out of my room, I'm doing my bumpies!

Bumpies by Bumpies! June 11, 2011

Bumplestiltskin 

Noun: A man who is not only a bumper or bumplord, but is also a twisted, wizened dwarf (like Rumplestiltskin in the fary tale)

"Who is that Bumplestiltskin-looking guy on TV?"
"Don't worry, it's only Jamie Oliver..."

Bumplestiltskin by Stooo March 19, 2003

Bumpies 

Another word for goosebumps.

"It's freezing in here. I have bumpies!"

Bumpies by ohmygodeverythingistaken September 16, 2016

humpinest 

Excellent sex, being excellent at sex

That was the humpinest sex. You are the humpinest. That was the humpinest.

humpinest by Super-Duper-82 December 3, 2016

bumnest 

area where a transient has bedded down to sleep, improvised a nestlike arrangement.

when I was a groundskeeper not a week went by I didn't find a bumnest somewhere in the area!

bumnest by Javrel February 3, 2019

Bumplestiltskin 

What you call her when her labia are covered with bumps one week after she gets waxed

Mallory: The key here is confidence
Lana: Which Pam's got by the shitload...
Mallory: ...for reasons known but to God...
Pam: Well a lot of it is the Brazilian! They really make you feel... SEXY! At least until the ingrown hairs turn me back into Bumplestiltskin

Bumplestiltskin by Truckasaurus July 31, 2022