Javrel's definitions

Thongstress

Entertainer Supposedly famous for singing, but really only known for sexual escapades

Man, what happened to Christina Aguilera, she used to be good, now she's just a thongstress.

by Javrel May 5, 2019

bumnest

area where a transient has bedded down to sleep, improvised a nestlike arrangement.

when I was a groundskeeper not a week went by I didn't find a bumnest somewhere in the area!

by Javrel February 3, 2019

exit wounds

1. The effect of eating especially spicy food, as felt on one's anus when excreting 24-48 hrs later. 2. the aftereffects of any especially bowel-moving event in general, such as diarrhea or Indian food not spicy enough for the first definition.

The Thai place I hit for lunch and the Mexican one for dinner were awesome, but I am seriously dreading the exit wounds I'll have!!!!

by Javrel January 29, 2019