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bumper to bumper 

When There is a traffic jam and the cars almost touch each another.
Traffic Jam
Oh man, look over there: there is a terrible bumper to bumper on that road.

Bumper to bumper 

"I like when they say bumper to bumper."

Bumper-to-Bumper Humper 

A lesbian. Usually in an office setting.
I know she is a beautiful receptionist, Shahid , but she is a bumper-to-bumper humper. Sorry, man.
Bumper-to-Bumper Humper by tarkowsky September 20, 2017

Third gear, bumper to bumper

used to describes someone or something thats extremely gay in nature
(please use this term with caution if you yourself do not drive in third gear, bumper to bumper)
"do you think he drives in third gear?"
"Oh yea, he definitely drives in third gear, bumper to bumper!"

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey 

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.
Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.

My bumper begs to differ 

A way for crossout players to tell eachother its time for gay sex
"Ey bro, my bumper begs to differ~"