bumkineer 

a typical small town person that knows no better

this bumkineer siting behind me really staring to get on my last nerve.

bumkineer by varavva December 24, 2009

tommy bumfinger 

the phrase given to when your finger goes through the toilet paper and presses the rusty sheriffs badge

man, i had a sloppy poop last night and whilst mopping up my fingers went through the wet paper....

...eww tommy bumfinger....now wash your hands

tommy bumfinger by silverfox73 November 27, 2009

bumdinger 

A moment of disappointment that occurs when you have a high expectation of accomplishment and experience a sudden let down.

What a bumdinger! I was supposed to get a promotion and now only have a 3 percent raise.

bumdinger by Greg Walden December 2, 2005

Quarterback for the Buckaneers 

The coolest halloween costume ever. Made of several quarters on one's back in the shape of a Q.B. (Quarter-back) Then a single dollar bill is taped onto each ear. (Buck-an-ear) Whoever wears this costume is everybody's favorite kid.

Old Lady: What?? What are you?!
Two kids: A cereal killer and a quarterback for the buckaneers
(kid 1 turns around to show the quarters)
Old Lady: What?! That's not a real costume!!

Two kids: Wait, can we have candy
Old Lady: NOOOOOooo!!!!

Quarterback for the Buckaneers by notoriouskimmerz June 25, 2009

bumknee 

The act of sliding one's penis in between the back of a bent, sweaty, knee.

This bitch gave me the craziest bumknee after her workout...Amazing!

bumknee by Chris "Backstreet" Massaroni April 29, 2011

Buckaneer 

1. Social pirate, someone who manages to steal friends, beer, weed, bedrooms, seats in cars, and other things when it really wasn't theirs to take.

"Jason is a Buck-a-fuckin-eer, that man just stole my last beer, AND the chick I was mackin' on" (Buckaneer)

Buckaneer by Jephrey June 11, 2006

bumfinger 

The finger that is frequently used to pleasure the anus.

Oh no, i've sprained my bumfinger

John's bum finger looks brown. He must hae been using it.

bumfinger by olly April 13, 2004