The coolest halloween costume ever.
Made of several quarters on one's back in the shape of a Q.B. (
Quarter-back) Then a single dollar
bill is taped onto each ear. (Buck-an-ear) Whoever wears this costume is everybody's favorite kid.
Old
Lady: What?? What are you?!
Two
kids: A cereal killer and a quarterback for the buckaneers
(kid 1 turns around to show the quarters)
Old Lady: What?! That's not a real costume!!
Two
kids: Wait, can we have candy
Old Lady: NOOOOOooo!!!!