bumble blast

In times of desperate need. The act of sending a mass text to anyone you’ve dated using the Bumble dating app (or any other dating app, just change Bumble to the app used). It is a desperate attempt to hook up or initiate a relationship in the midst of a crisis.

A video call between two friends:
Mary: i’ve been sheltering in place for three weeks. I can’t take this dry phase anymore.

Jane: honey, i was going thru the same thing last week. so, i sent a Bumble Blast. now i’m hooking up with Chad, Rico, and Suave!

by pantaloonsareback April 5, 2020

Double Bubble Blast

The act of receiving a blowjob while the girl has gum in her mouth. As time continues, the girl quickly pulls the gum over his dick to make a condom. The guy then begins to fuck said girl and upon ejaculating, the gum will "blow a bubble". Said girl then pops the bubble resulting in a facial.

Stranger A: yo bro! Did you hear about _______!?
Stranger B: naw man, what happened?
Stranger A: he double bubble blasted the shit out of ________!

by Rememberthatonetime? November 9, 2011

Kimchi Bubble Blast

When a Japanese Prostitute queefs into a bubble blower allowing the Kimchi Queef bubbles to fly directly directly into your mouth.

Bob: Did she try to give you a Kimchi Bubble Blast?
Dave: Yeah man, I didn't like it so I gobsmacked her in the cooter.

by ojnojib January 16, 2019

Bubble Blasting

The use of bath soap, baking soda, dish soap, and /or any other liquid solution that bubbles as lubricants during sex, thus creating a foamy mess that smells like tuna.

My bitch got PTSD from bubble blasting last night. She said it reminded her too much of when her uncle tried to drown her in the tub.

by Glastic December 5, 2016