Glastic's definitions

Parking in the Truck

Having pleasurable intercourse with a particularly large woman.

Man I just got Meghan Trainor's number. Looks like I'll be parking in the truck tonight.

by Glastic January 15, 2017

Bubble Blasting

The use of bath soap, baking soda, dish soap, and /or any other liquid solution that bubbles as lubricants during sex, thus creating a foamy mess that smells like tuna.

My bitch got PTSD from bubble blasting last night. She said it reminded her too much of when her uncle tried to drown her in the tub.

by Glastic December 5, 2016