bum gardner

when some pony assed chump looks for some sly ass juicy ass to kiss

"check out that nick woodman kid felching that plumridge kid like hes a bum gardner or somin"

by tim gadd April 25, 2005

Bum Gardner

A noun: when chia pet soil is used for lubrication during sex. specifically in the anus.

"Oh dude this one girl im with is totally into getting a Bum Gardner its insane"

by iminapillowcase August 17, 2006

randy bum-gardener

going up behind someone who is in the act of gardening and screwing them unawares up the ass
HIGH FIVE

gardener: 'sorry i cant sit down tonight my ass kills from that unexpected bum-gardener from Randy'

randy bum-gardener: 'He he he'

by Big Dave and H-dogg January 8, 2010

Daniel Mark Bumgarner

The missing twin of speed racer, lightning fast and volcanically hot, often criticized for having good looks, makes you horny and makes your eyes pop!

A filipino-american born with the power of traveling faster than dust... but he's hot... AND HE'S A FILIPINO.

"Is that daniel mark bumgarner the hot karter? yes, I think he is. let's go meet him! maybe he can make babies wit' me fast!"

"daniel mark bumgarner is so delicious, even straight men turns to gay when they meet him."

by Hot_tofu July 19, 2009

bumgarner

BUMGARNER
verb, bumgarnered, bumgarning.

1. to dominate and destroy your opponent in a terrifyingly inhumane fashion

2. to deny someone their rightful, long-awaited prize by throwing a 95mph fastball at their face for 4 straight innings.

Related forms:
bumgarnator, the bumgarning, bumgarnerity, bumgarnable, bumgarnation, madbumgarnered.

"Brock Lesnar bumgarnered John Cena as per usual."
"Royals were ultimately bumgarnered 2-3 after a hard-fought battle against the all-evil San Francisco Giants."

by greatjorge October 29, 2014

Baumgardner

A bad ass guy who's heratige is German. He's strong as hell, attracts many ladies, and can sometimes have the temper of a pissed off Badger.

think of Mel Gibson and his hatchet in the patriot. "man he is one Baumgardner of a guy"

by Brett Baumgardner October 4, 2008

Bumgardner

Derived from an older German last name, "Baumgartner", meaning gardener of tree groves, the altered name "Bumgardner" is a variation that is more similarly meaning that of a sexually active person who trains and sells prostitutes similar to gardening as a pimp.

Dylan Bumgardner sells some hot ass ho's.

by WatainDisciples February 21, 2009