bum gardner

when some pony assed chump looks for some sly ass juicy ass to kiss
"check out that nick woodman kid felching that plumridge kid like hes a bum gardner or somin"
by tim gadd April 25, 2005
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Bum Gardner

A noun: when chia pet soil is used for lubrication during sex. specifically in the anus.
"Oh dude this one girl im with is totally into getting a Bum Gardner its insane"
by iminapillowcase August 17, 2006
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