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When receiving oral sex, tap your pleasurer on the shoulder to get her attention. Then you should touch your thumbs to your head and spread your fingers like moose antlers and make any strange noise. Then, punch her in the face.

Dude, check out that chick. She's totally bullwinkle surprise material.

bullwinkle surprise by Rik January 6, 2004

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bullwinkle surprise

When you're fuckin a chick in the ass then when you're about to spager you put your thumbs on your head with your fingers up, yell random crap and she looks back all confused and you punch her in the face then you put your dick in her mouth and spager

time for a bullwinkle surprise

bullwinkle surprise by Toristo June 13, 2004

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Bull Winkle Surprise

when you're getting a girl in the butt and then out of no where you make you're hands look like antlers and yell "MOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and when she looks back at you, you punch her square in the face and run out of the room as fast as possible.

"Yo man, you're girls face is fucked up!"
"I know, i gave her the good ol' Bull Winkle Surprise."

Bull Winkle Surprise by zakisonfiire April 18, 2009

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BULLWINKLE SUPRISE

The bullwinkle suprise is when a guy is banging a hot chick from behind, then quickly turns her around, punches her in the face and then sticks his thumbs in his ear, moving his fingers around to look like moose ears(thus bullwinkle) while making a tounge rolling noise.

Yo dude, that chick i picked up at the bar last night was past out after that bullwinkle suprise i gave her.

BULLWINKLE SUPRISE by Stephen Jasper November 28, 2007

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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