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Bullgeschichte 

Noun
bull•ge•schich•te

usually vulgar

FAlSE HISTORY, or fictional historical narrative with no supporting evidence.

NONSENSE,

especially : stupid, or foolish insolent talk

Synonyms
Bullshit, crap, drivel, gibberish, guff, hogwash, nonsense, rubbish, baloney, bosh, bunkum, flim-flam, hokum, hooey, malarkey
moonshine, phooey, poppycock, bullpucky

Etymology

Term coined by the acclaimed author and New Testament scholar Robert M. Price sometime in the 00s. Portmanteau of bullshit and the German word “geschichte” (history).
The result of which is an extremely pleasurable word to say. Try it yourself: bull-ge-shi-j-ta
Can you believe that one billion people actually believe that a man was born of a virgin woman who was impregnated by the Middle Eastern deity Yahwe about 2020 years ago? Total bullgeschichte.
Bullgeschichte by Boooom December 8, 2020
Related Words
Hyderabadi (Deccani Urdu) slang for small penis. (See for example "Bullah").
Choti bulleeh ke itne showka. (Translation: such indulgences of a small dick).
Bulleeh by Raju Hyderabadi July 28, 2003

Balleech 

An insult created by the kik user @AshImunova. It is a pun on "ball-sucking-leech". By the way it sounds, it also implies that the person being called a "balleech" needs to drink bleach after stupidity that came out of their mouths.
Stop being a balleech.
Balleech by Inri Anonymous February 6, 2018

Bullerchodging 

Bullerchodging is the act of freezing ones feces and using it as a dildo.
Person A: So I had a sexual encounter with a woman I am close to. However we froze a turd of mine and used it as a dildo.

Person B: So you gave her a good bullerchodging, huh?

Person A: She now has a urinary tract infection.

Person B: You're an idiot.
Bullerchodging by Blatherridge September 20, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026