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Bullgeschichte 

Noun
bull•ge•schich•te

usually vulgar

FAlSE HISTORY, or fictional historical narrative with no supporting evidence.

NONSENSE,

especially : stupid, or foolish insolent talk

Synonyms
Bullshit, crap, drivel, gibberish, guff, hogwash, nonsense, rubbish, baloney, bosh, bunkum, flim-flam, hokum, hooey, malarkey
moonshine, phooey, poppycock, bullpucky

Etymology

Term coined by the acclaimed author and New Testament scholar Robert M. Price sometime in the 00s. Portmanteau of bullshit and the German word “geschichte” (history).
The result of which is an extremely pleasurable word to say. Try it yourself: bull-ge-shi-j-ta
Can you believe that one billion people actually believe that a man was born of a virgin woman who was impregnated by the Middle Eastern deity Yahwe about 2020 years ago? Total bullgeschichte.
Bullgeschichte by Boooom December 8, 2020
Related Words
Hyderabadi (Deccani Urdu) slang for small penis. (See for example "Bullah").
Choti bulleeh ke itne showka. (Translation: such indulgences of a small dick).
Bulleeh by Raju Hyderabadi July 28, 2003

Balleech 

An insult created by the kik user @AshImunova. It is a pun on "ball-sucking-leech". By the way it sounds, it also implies that the person being called a "balleech" needs to drink bleach after stupidity that came out of their mouths.
Stop being a balleech.
Balleech by Inri Anonymous February 6, 2018

Bullerchodging 

Bullerchodging is the act of freezing ones feces and using it as a dildo.
Person A: So I had a sexual encounter with a woman I am close to. However we froze a turd of mine and used it as a dildo.

Person B: So you gave her a good bullerchodging, huh?

Person A: She now has a urinary tract infection.

Person B: You're an idiot.
Bullerchodging by Blatherridge September 20, 2010