bull-milking

the act of jacking-off a bull (male cow)

I heard your English teacher milked the bull!! She's such a dumb ass!!

bull-milking by bootyslapper April 9, 2004

Bull Milking 

1. The process of capturing semen from male cattle for the purpose of artificial insemination.

2. Sexual stimulation of a male by a partner's hand.

It takes a brave man to be part of a bull milking team.

Bull Milking by Woolburr December 2, 2007

Raven Bull Milking 

When you are having sexy bondage session and you stroke the man and tell him “Moo bitch” and he starts making Moo sounds while you edge him. This is applicable to milking the prostate too.

While he was tied down I did a Raven Bull Milking on the bound sub. I told his ass “Moo Bitch for your Goddess” and he started to Moo like a cow.

I shoved a finger up his ass to start the Raven Bull Milking and told him “Moo bitch boy for momma.” He began to Moo as he began to ejaculate.

Raven Bull Milking by RavenOfAzarath July 17, 2022

milking the bull 

jackin off; if accompanied, gettin a hand job

"Where's Joe?" "Oh, he's off milking the bull."

milking the bull by lu January 17, 2003

milking the bull 

translated from the olde Dutch idiom. Expecting impossible results.

John was milking the bull when he thought he could win a karaoke contest when he had a case of laryngitis.

milking the bull by Klaust70 February 22, 2013

Milking the bull 

when someone fucks their dad

"Where is Samantha"
"Oh, she is off milking the bull"

Milking the bull by jim74853468 February 27, 2018