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Bull Milking 

1. The process of capturing semen from male cattle for the purpose of artificial insemination.

2. Sexual stimulation of a male by a partner's hand.
It takes a brave man to be part of a bull milking team.
Bull Milking by Woolburr December 2, 2007

Raven Bull Milking 

When you are having sexy bondage session and you stroke the man and tell him “Moo bitch” and he starts making Moo sounds while you edge him. This is applicable to milking the prostate too.
While he was tied down I did a Raven Bull Milking on the bound sub. I told his ass “Moo Bitch for your Goddess” and he started to Moo like a cow.

I shoved a finger up his ass to start the Raven Bull Milking and told him “Moo bitch boy for momma.” He began to Moo as he began to ejaculate.

milking the bull 

jackin off; if accompanied, gettin a hand job
"Where's Joe?" "Oh, he's off milking the bull."
milking the bull by lu January 17, 2003

milking the bull 

translated from the olde Dutch idiom. Expecting impossible results.
John was milking the bull when he thought he could win a karaoke contest when he had a case of laryngitis.
milking the bull by Klaust70 February 22, 2013

Milking the bull 

when someone fucks their dad
"Where is Samantha"
"Oh, she is off milking the bull"
Milking the bull by jim74853468 February 27, 2018
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026