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bugkake

The coating of bug guts that nature spooges onto your windshield while travelling.
Damn it's hard finding a snow scraper in Arizona, but I needed one to clean all the bugkake off the windshield.
by Hal Briston October 11, 2015
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lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang

A specific type of Art of Zoo porn. In which a woman is fucked by a pride of lions who cum on her face, then a conspiracy of lemurs cums on her face, they don't fuck her they just give her a facial, then a lounge of lizards drink the cum off her face.
Human 1: I jacked off to some lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang porn last night.
Human 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.
by Xochimilco4142 October 28, 2021
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Bukkake Brian

Cum greedy mother fucker who is always willing to lay down and be the pivot man in your circle jerk. Loves to get glazed. He always brings his own goggles.
That twisted bastard layed in the middle of 30 guys at the Malebox the other night; he is a bukkake Brian
by deeksdeeks April 24, 2020
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meatloaf bukkake

A sexual activity where several people defecate on another person
Karen loved being pooped on. She loved the smell and the way it felt sticking to her naked body. So when Adam suggested he invite his friends over to give her a meatloaf bukkake she was very enthusiastic about the idea. Unfortunately, one of the assholes ate a lot of habanero peppers and his shit burned Karen's skin, splashed in her eyes causing extreme pain, and now she has pink eye.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
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Bukkake Ninja

A Bukkake Ninja is an Ancient Japanese warrior that uses stealth and cunning to overtly humiliates foes by repeatedly ejaculating upon their faces.

The Bukkake Ninjas used this extreme form of Bukkake to ridicule their opponents in battle. It was common in battle for foes to die by drowning in the ejaculate. This had the effect of demoralizing enemy combatants, while pacifying and assimilating the native females. The conquered females realized the impotence of their male populace as compared to the Bukkake Ninja, thus succumbing and submitting to the power of this rare breed of Ninjas warrior; forcing the dominated males to long periods of Cuckold-dom.
1. "Dude, you’re an insane Bukkake Ninja for what you did to that Pluff’s Mom!"

2. "I'm going to cum all over your face like a Bukkake Ninja!"

3. "I’m a Bukkake Ninja, they never saw me coming."

In Feudal Japan, there was an elevated level of Ninja called a Bukkake Ninja; these were the most feared of all Ninjas, due to their ability to be silent, invisible humiliation warriors. A Bukkake Ninja had standard Ninja training but is said to have had an additional 10 years of exceptionally rigorous training to develop the ability to produce massive streams of ejaculate with very short recovery periods. This ejaculate when produced was then sprayed over their victims face and torsos often without said victim knowing what hit them. They were renowned to have very short recovery periods before inflicting another round of overt humiliation.
by Rowtiger August 31, 2012
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Psychic Bukkake

When 2 persons think of the same thing at the same time like 10-15 times in a row.
<D> Man, we just thought about the same thing at the same time for like, 10-15 times in a row!

<MikeK> Psychic Bukkake!!!111

<D> RoFtLEZ!11!!!11
by D June 23, 2004
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salary bukake

An employee who continually goes above and beyond the call of duty. One whom prefers the company of management over his or her own co workers. One who will engage in intense brown nosing and ultimately engross themselves in abnormal sexual acts to pleasure their superiors.
There He goes again, Back at the Salary Bukake!
by MT9 February 10, 2018
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