Definition: Buggoon is a portmanteau of buffoon and bug reporter. Such a person will often invent outlandish bugs which said party won't bother to corroborate, usually to support their own political interests and likely to harm the party they're making a complaint against. These so-called bugs will frequently be the opposite of a proper remonstrance, without any unequivocal example of how the bug works or the steps to reproduce it. Further, such a person will tend to rebuff attempts to acquire a log of their computer's status with a systems analysing utility and any requests for validation or proof of the item they're basing their complaint on will be met with hostility or failed humour, the latter in an attempt to win points with the readership and make light of a foolhardy mistake.
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``LOL. It's full of bugs and my PC poofs into another dimension when I try to start said application, it's that badly programmed. LMAO.''
``Yes, I'm sure. Care to elaborate on these supposed 'bugs'? Please, don't be a buggoon.''
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).