Buggoon 

Pronounciation: (")b&-'gün

Function: Noun

Definition: Buggoon is a portmanteau of buffoon and bug reporter. Such a person will often invent outlandish bugs which said party won't bother to corroborate, usually to support their own political interests and likely to harm the party they're making a complaint against. These so-called bugs will frequently be the opposite of a proper remonstrance, without any unequivocal example of how the bug works or the steps to reproduce it. Further, such a person will tend to rebuff attempts to acquire a log of their computer's status with a systems analysing utility and any requests for validation or proof of the item they're basing their complaint on will be met with hostility or failed humour, the latter in an attempt to win points with the readership and make light of a foolhardy mistake.

Examples follow ...

``LOL. It's full of bugs and my PC poofs into another dimension when I try to start said application, it's that badly programmed. LMAO.''
``Yes, I'm sure. Care to elaborate on these supposed 'bugs'? Please, don't be a buggoon.''

Buggoon by Rowne December 10, 2008

Burgoon 

A portmanteau of the first and last names of the most wonderful girl in the world.

If you know Burgoon & she thinks that you're OK, consider yourself lucky; if you know Burgoon & she likes you, consider yourself blessed; if you know Burgoon & she more than just "likes" you, well...then...that's just too good to be true.

The best friend anyone can possibly have.

A guy would be out of his flipping mind to do anything that would upset Burgoon - for 3 reasons:
1) She deserves better.
2) He should know better.
3) She'll go Schenect on his ass.

Burgoon's only flaws include:
1) She's blind to her own beauty and intelligence.
2) She can be a little mean at times.
3) She thinks she's a whole hell of a lot funnier than she actually is - which is pretty funny in and of itself.
4) "(-:" <------ She's been known to abuse poor little smileys.

Guy 1: "You know, the only situation better than going out with a girl LIKE Burgoon is going out with Burgoon herself."
Guy 2: "I know what you mean man but let's be honest, Burgoon can get any guy in this entire world. She's a perfect friend and would make THE perfect girlfriend. She'll never be interested in guys like us."
Guy 3: "Are you kidding me? Y'all are losers. I may be a shitshow but I've got the hair, the personality, and the loyalty to be with Burgoon. I have a lot to prove but I'm sure that, when it's all said and done, she'll know that I am the guy she's looked for her entire life."
(-:

Burgoon by If We Only Knew July 17, 2011

Ben Burgoon

Someone who has a pancake and acts like a noob

Wow, Johnny is such a Ben Burgoon

Ben Burgoon by Nick Gatto December 28, 2008

Burgoon 

The act of getting not only fecal matter when you wipe but also semen on toilet paper

Result of anal sex and using the bathroom after. Using the bathroom after anal sex caused me to burgoon the toilet paper.

Burgoon by 61egamad April 8, 2011

bugoon 

1. a general derogatory term

origin - coined by Michael Bull sometime in the early 21st century; Bull began saying the word after consuming alcohol

"Did you see that bugoon eating the steak by himself at Applebee's?"

bugoon by green salad June 23, 2004

Buggoo

A squished bug that is made into goo by being smashed a lot, and then dying

Hey there is a Buggoo right there!

Buggoo by oreolover3 May 11, 2026