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Buffet Pants 

Pants worn in anticipation of a rather ginormous meal. These pants normally have an elastic waist for extra tummy room.
random family member: Hot dog! Grandma's cooking sunday dinner! She's making like a 3 course meal!

you: Oh, it's a good thing I wore my buffet pants today.

random family member: You are such a fat lard.
Buffet Pants by shortyjordy January 19, 2009

buffet pants 

clothing that would be worn when going to eat at a all you can eat buffet, the pants would have an elastic waistline for easy expansion of the abdomen area.
hey nathan lets put our buffet pants on and go to the the chinese restaraunt.
buffet pants by jay duncan September 24, 2005

Buffet pants 

Adjustable waist pants suitable for comfort after a large meal
Christie, after having gorged at a Vegas buffet, lamented that she wore skinny jeans and not her buffet pants.
Buffet pants by Melvin S March 23, 2019

chinese buffet pants 

loose fitting pants, with elasticized waist band. Made to accommodate for the abdominal expansion that occurs after 2nd and subsequent visits to the all-you-can-eat buffet bar in Chinese (and other) buffet restaurants.
Chinese restaurant waiter: Hey, fat boy, your pants just ripped.... you go home now!
Fat Boy: Drat! Time for some new Chinese buffet pants.... just as soon as I finish this last plateful of remon chicken.
chinese buffet pants by obracadabra December 18, 2011
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'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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