Pants worn in anticipation of a rather ginormous meal. These pants normally have an elastic waist for extra tummy room.
random family member: Hot dog! Grandma's cooking sunday dinner! She's making like a 3 course meal!
you: Oh, it's a good thing I wore my buffet pants today.
random family member: You are such a fat lard.
you: Oh, it's a good thing I wore my buffet pants today.
random family member: You are such a fat lard.
by shortyjordy January 15, 2009