bucket hair

When a guy looks really hot with wet hair.

"Evan, you have bucket hair!"

by Alli (mother fucking sexy hottie) July 12, 2005

a bucket o' nose hairs

disappointing.

I had heard good things about the movie Sideways, but it turned out to be a bucket o' nose hairs.

by Tank Miller June 13, 2018

hairy bucket

Pubic hairs found at the tip of your penis.

this mornin i woke up with a massively hairy bucket. i'm all good now, tho

by chicken fried negro sammich February 26, 2009

hairy balls in a bucket

you fill a bucket with your on man juice. then you put it in a sink and let 8 mice swim in it. then you put it in a blender with a little bit of lemon juice and feed it to your grandparents.

Bob: "dude it was so funny last night, i tottally made some hairy balls in a bucket and gave it to my grandpa"

Joe: "dude thats AWSOME"

Bob: "yeah i dig that shit"

by chandlerdanleahrobby January 13, 2010