A persons behind which appears similiar in size and shape to a bucket?, maybe a vessel full of cr..? A huge behind, good for nothing except sitting on. Maybe a reference that someone is lazy? Not sure of background but an Aussie male I know used it all the time even to people without large behinds.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'