buchnon
buchnon by Professor Clemens August 6, 2020
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Buchon
Mexican drug cartel "soldier" wannabe.
They are normal people with normal jobs, until the weekend where they spend all their money on pissing contests. The way they dress is a combination of cowboy, Ed Hardy rhinestone-ridden tshirts, faux exotic leather boots and something resembling a bulletproof vest but made out of cloth; Like a purple rain era Prince / Cowboy Curtis / COD Black ops cover / reggaeton mashup.
They have a cult for "Scarface", or any other fictional druglord, Buchanan's whiskey and cognac (which they rarely can afford) , italian brands of cars and clothing and a non-sanctioned by the catholic church saint called Jesús Malverde.
They claim to be deeply rooted in a rural origin, but the absolute majority work at a maquiladora and have never worked the fields or seen a horse.
The earliest depiction of what we can call a Proto-Buchon found origin in southern california, not in mexico as all claim, most probably in the plantation fields found between Indio and Coachella CA. where many people from Durango, Sinaloa and Michoacan where struck by the contemporary approach of "Chalino" Sanchez over the regional music. Mostly all the iconography, myths and fashion are manufactured in the United States for that audience, as an industry that feeds that imagery and false hope to all those legal an illegal field workers; Then, as they send their money, they also send that ideology and sociocultural bastardization to mexico.
They are normal people with normal jobs, until the weekend where they spend all their money on pissing contests. The way they dress is a combination of cowboy, Ed Hardy rhinestone-ridden tshirts, faux exotic leather boots and something resembling a bulletproof vest but made out of cloth; Like a purple rain era Prince / Cowboy Curtis / COD Black ops cover / reggaeton mashup.
They have a cult for "Scarface", or any other fictional druglord, Buchanan's whiskey and cognac (which they rarely can afford) , italian brands of cars and clothing and a non-sanctioned by the catholic church saint called Jesús Malverde.
They claim to be deeply rooted in a rural origin, but the absolute majority work at a maquiladora and have never worked the fields or seen a horse.
The earliest depiction of what we can call a Proto-Buchon found origin in southern california, not in mexico as all claim, most probably in the plantation fields found between Indio and Coachella CA. where many people from Durango, Sinaloa and Michoacan where struck by the contemporary approach of "Chalino" Sanchez over the regional music. Mostly all the iconography, myths and fashion are manufactured in the United States for that audience, as an industry that feeds that imagery and false hope to all those legal an illegal field workers; Then, as they send their money, they also send that ideology and sociocultural bastardization to mexico.
"why did you invite your Buchon cousins?"
"buchon is the new Jersey Shore, but with natural brown skin"
"buchon is the new Jersey Shore, but with natural brown skin"
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buchona
buchona is the feminine of buchón (below)
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A buchona is a strikingly good looking woman who tends to be the girlfriend/love interest of a gangster. Their every whim is attended to by the gangster and in turn she fulfills all his fantasies in return for the excessive lifestyle he gives her.
bu·chón Both Genders - Noun - Singular
ambitious person; Synonyms: ambicioso, codiciador, persona ambiciosa
buchón Adjective
gluttonous; Synonyms: comelón, goloso, comilón, glotón, hartón, tragador, comedor, tragón; Se dice de quien come mucho o desordenadamente. Tragón o tragona, glotón o glotona.\r\n
ambitious; Synonyms: ambicioso, de altos vuelos, de mucho vuelo; Que anhela fervientemente algo.
potbellied; Synonyms: barrigón, barrigudo, con el vientre hinchado, panzón; figurado. Se dice de la persona que tiene el vientre abultado, parecido al buche de una paloma buchona que hincha mucho el buche.
Also:
A buchona is a strikingly good looking woman who tends to be the girlfriend/love interest of a gangster. Their every whim is attended to by the gangster and in turn she fulfills all his fantasies in return for the excessive lifestyle he gives her.
bu·chón Both Genders - Noun - Singular
ambitious person; Synonyms: ambicioso, codiciador, persona ambiciosa
buchón Adjective
gluttonous; Synonyms: comelón, goloso, comilón, glotón, hartón, tragador, comedor, tragón; Se dice de quien come mucho o desordenadamente. Tragón o tragona, glotón o glotona.\r\n
ambitious; Synonyms: ambicioso, de altos vuelos, de mucho vuelo; Que anhela fervientemente algo.
potbellied; Synonyms: barrigón, barrigudo, con el vientre hinchado, panzón; figurado. Se dice de la persona que tiene el vientre abultado, parecido al buche de una paloma buchona que hincha mucho el buche.
That hot chick in the telenovela is a buchona.
buchona by mediterraneo1234 October 14, 2011
Buchona
Narco Wife. The wife of a Mexican Drug Lord. A woman whose sugar daddy is a Mexican man that sells drugs. Some Latinas glorify this lifestyle and try to act like being a “buchona” is cool. But in real life it’s dangerous and not a very good ideology for young women to aspire to.
Bottom line, a buchona can afford brand name clothing, birkin bags, and plastic surgery because her man pays for her to get fake titties or a big fake ass, or a BBL transferring her fat from her belly to her ass so he can show her off like a trophy wife in his mamalona and take her out to eat to fancy restaurants.
It’s basically gaudy fashion for Mexican drug dealing new money.
It’s not new to want to be kept by a man. There is nothing feminist about this. Just a leech off the sad Drug Dealing lifestyle of Mexican women. Also usually victims of lots of misogynistic men and domestic violence victims.
Bottom line, a buchona can afford brand name clothing, birkin bags, and plastic surgery because her man pays for her to get fake titties or a big fake ass, or a BBL transferring her fat from her belly to her ass so he can show her off like a trophy wife in his mamalona and take her out to eat to fancy restaurants.
It’s basically gaudy fashion for Mexican drug dealing new money.
It’s not new to want to be kept by a man. There is nothing feminist about this. Just a leech off the sad Drug Dealing lifestyle of Mexican women. Also usually victims of lots of misogynistic men and domestic violence victims.
Ay, la Jenny 69 dice que es una paisa princess, pero nomás es una buchona que vive de sus fans involucrados en el Narcotraffico. Es una buchona.
English: “Jenny69 is a self-proclaimed buchona” meaning she’s admitting that she loves to flaunt her sexy body in exchange for the attention of drug dealers and attract their money.
English: “Jenny69 is a self-proclaimed buchona” meaning she’s admitting that she loves to flaunt her sexy body in exchange for the attention of drug dealers and attract their money.
Buchona by ChicanaFeliz October 3, 2021
Buchonka-mouse
Buchonka-mouse (noun) a word meaning a thick as hell mouse with a bucket and a mop, commonly found in the Midwest
Buchonka-mouse by Buchonka-mouse February 1, 2022
Buchon
A term coming from the rural parts of the Mexican state of Sinaloa referring to the people living in the Sierra with their bloated necks or double chins (as you say here in the States) due to the abundance of Zinc found in their water.
“Buchon viene de la palabra buche, que significa cuello, esa palabra viene de Sinaloa” - el compa george
Buchon by Zheng_teng November 24, 2021