bubblebath

A sarcastic phrase used in the form of "you must be having a bubblebath" to imply disbelief or mocking rejection of a suggestion. Effectively means "you must be joking". Elaborations include "having a bubblebath with ......" and "having several bubblebaths and a ......". Also can be shortened to simply "bubble" although this gives less insight into the sexually disturbed mind of the individual using the phrase. "You must be having a bubble froth" would work just as well.
Hobbit #1; "let's go shave our feet"
Hobbit #2; "you must be having a bubblebath"
by The L Team April 03, 2007
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Golden Bubblebath

When someone accidentally or intentionally pisses the bed in the middle of the night while sharing the bed with someone else. They do not notify the other occupant and allow them to roll in and sleep in it throughout the night.
P1: Why is my bed wet?

P2: I dunno, where's JT?

P1: He left.
P2: That sonofabitch gave me a golden bubblebath.
by Sh!t Talkers December 02, 2010
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mexican bubblebath

When you fart and you're in the bath tub, and all the bubbles float to the top very slowly, and then when it hits the top, you can smell your own brand.
Mary made a mexican bubblebath when she was in the tub, and passed out after the bubbles surfaced, releasing the noxious odor.
by meggie0688 November 15, 2007
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Christmas Bubblebath

When the male partner requires to spill his hot frothy gravy, he then proceeds to make his local semi chem to buy some tablets to extract the hot sauce, he then proceeds to walk home when suddenly his wilbert starts to graze his trucks creating some volcanic friction on his builders helmet,when he gets home he long jumps up the stairs to the bathroom where he scavenges all his creamy hair products with the main catalyst head and shoulders and begins to empty the bottles into a bowl to make a creamy concoction and uses the residue as lube to stroke his willy until his hot steamy sauce touches the air underneath some prickly mistletoe
Graeme achieved a Christmas bubblebath onto Pimms face
by Christmas bubblebath December 27, 2020
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Bubblebath Cunt

A bubblebath cunt is a person that camps or repeatedly kills you in an online deathmatch on Xbox Live.
"Oh xXD34thL0rd666Xx has killed me 3 times in a row the bubblebath cunt!!!1!"
by Mike Oxxard December 04, 2009
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champagne bubblebath

standing in the shower with the shower off with your partner kneeling down, you proceed to pour champagne down your chest so it runs over your genital area while she is performing oral sex upon you.
i had an awesome champagne bubblebath last night! it was great! the more i poured, the harder she sucked!!
by stakzent January 29, 2011
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Champagne Bubblebath

When a lovely lady holds about a half-glass worth of champagne in her mouth, and proceeds to suck the member of her gentleman friend while her mouth is full of the bubbly liquid.

The motion of her tongue and bubbles from the champers give the gent a sensation similar to having his dick plonked in a bubblebath

The ultimate in decadence
Corrr, this well sexy posh bird gave my dick a proper sexy BJ last night, called it a "Champagne Bubblebath". Used a bottle of bubbly, it felt like my cock was in a jacuzzi.
by Kitty_Kisses August 19, 2011
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