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the bradenton 

Is the native terminology for the alcoholic beverage, "sex on the beach." A name originating from the case involving Jose caeallero and Elissa Alvarez in which they were arrested for having sex on cortez beach in bradenton. The couple went to trial, facing up to 15 years in prison. No bueno!
the bradenton by 15tolife May 17, 2015
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Braden drink 

An alcoholic beverage mixed with a large ratio of liquor to mixer.
I'm drinking a Braden drink: it is one part coke and one part Jack Daniel's.
Braden drink by Dzhaymz June 21, 2010
Random kid that’s obsessed with penguins and his cat. He reminds you of Alfredo Linguini. His favorite color is blue, and he’s obsessed with Stephen Harvey. He’s got no game but he gets all the girl. Has the qualities of a serial killer, but he’s the exact opposite.
“Yo I met a guy! He’s attractive, smart, and charming”
“Dude aren’t those serial killer qualities?”
“Yeah, but it’s ok because he’s a total Bradert”
bradert by MotherBeanFern November 30, 2020

Bradenata 

When someone tells something and immediately after you ask for the same exact information that person gave.

Another instance where this is used is when someone is too stupid and is living up amongst the stars.
Example: A: we are going out at 10pm tonight

B: what time we are going out?

A: you have done such a bradenata
Bradenata by Foxxilpufti November 3, 2018
The absolute sweetest guy ever! Braden is the kind of guy who will always stand by you no matter what and will always have your back. He can be a little insane sometimes, but never ceases to amaze with his incredible sweetness. He is always smiling and is such a sweetheart. He is the perfect person to be around, especially if you need a good giggle. He’s always finding ways to be a super hero and save the day. He is so wonderful and anyone who gets a chance to know him is very blessed!
Braden is the person who can always make you smile and will always save your day
Braden by giggle princess August 6, 2011
Braden. Braden is a weirdo. To be quite honest, sometimes you won't know what the hell he is talking about, and that's what's great about him. He's got these crazy ideas that probably sound more sensible in his head. He's always laughing, even though he may be going through dark times.

He has these crazy pretty green eyes, that remind you of some old chair in some antique shop; charming and filled with secrets of the past, just waiting to be discovered. Evert single time he smiles, everything just seems to disappear into space and everything seems like it'll be okay. He's also got lots of messy blondish gray hair, and wonderful eyebrows.

If you know anyone similar to this Braden, don't you EVER mess it up, because this person is probably one of the most valuable in your life. Don't let them go.
"I would totally understand if you had a crush on Braden. He's bangin!"
Braden by begonethotokbye October 19, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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